Who would have ever imagined (or asked for) a sequel to the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger comedy Kindergarten Cop? Given the way Hollywood likes to recycle itself every few decades, I guess it shouldn’t be that big of a surprise.

The trailer plays more like some kind of Saturday Night Live or FunnyorDie sketch than an actual movie that will be going straight to home video on May 17.

Here’s the trailer for those curious to see how low Dolph Lundgren (a man with a 160 IQ) can go in Kindergarten Cop 2.